Message #898

[Yamaha Square-Enix]

This is Welcome Fish.

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This is Welcome Fish when he's angry.

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Welcome Fish is angry when he's late for his welcoming appointmen- Wait, what? You LIKE welcoming people? Oh, right, the "bonus salaries", right... Seriously, why not try putting some motivation in what you do? You know, you've got - wait, hold on. What are you doing with that spoon? No... No!... Don't come any closer! GRAAGHH!!! STOP! STOP! MY SPLEEN! GRAHHH!! MY EYES, MY EYE- Ooh, I like it there. A bit to the left - No, no, right!...

... And with all that done, I welcome you, James Zhar!