His literary skills are matched only by his overall good looks. He is a man of tru inegrity, and a witty sucker to boot. His pure humorous skills are unmathced by any other, and his jokes often leave me chuckling to myself. I can't think of any other person I would enjoy speaking to more. He truly is the best of friends, to all his friends. If ever there was a man to have sex with, this is him.
Wait.......Wait, what?
I can see why your name is Zhar the Mad.