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« Reply #15 on: April 09, 2009, 02:53:25 am »

How do I L2P?
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« Reply #16 on: April 09, 2009, 07:49:00 am »

Every second a thousand thousand voices scream out in agony from the deepest fathoms of my souls, and it takes every ouce of my strength not to be pulled from my tenuous grip of sanity that I hold to so voraciously.

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Sanity is over-rated.... Just go with it.

I ate a jumping bean. Turns out it was ****. Counter-act medicine advice?

Do what comes naturally when you have one of those.
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« Reply #17 on: April 09, 2009, 12:26:31 pm »

I was terminated by a robo dinosaur. How am I supposed to regain my physical form?
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« Reply #18 on: April 09, 2009, 12:51:43 pm »

Interesting..
For this exact prognosis I need some information...

(1): Was it a Raptor based dinosaur?

(2): Did it fire lasers, missiles  or both?

(3): Did you deserve it?
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« Reply #19 on: April 11, 2009, 03:28:05 pm »

Interesting..
For this exact prognosis I need some information...

(1): Was it a Raptor based dinosaur?

(2): Did it fire lasers, missiles  or both?

(3): Did you deserve it?
1- It was not. TRICERITOPS

2- Both and acid.

3- Do I deserve ANY badness? No. L2l, nub.
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« Reply #20 on: April 11, 2009, 03:37:26 pm »

A Triceritops that fired lasers, missiles, and sprayed acid at you...
I'm sorry... I'm afraid that's even out of the reaches of miracles done by god....
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« Reply #21 on: April 11, 2009, 04:36:24 pm »

A Triceritops that fired lasers, missiles, and sprayed acid at you...
I'm sorry... I'm afraid that's even out of the reaches of miracles done by god....
It's eating me.
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« Reply #22 on: April 11, 2009, 05:20:22 pm »

Try topical ointment...
It can clear that right up...
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« Reply #23 on: April 13, 2009, 06:02:13 pm »

Try topical ointment...
It can clear that right up...
I'm being digested, but I get a really good internet signal in here...
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« Reply #24 on: April 24, 2009, 08:23:33 pm »

Eggy, I need real, serious, medical advice. I hope you're better at diagnosing than you are at surgery. I puked twice tonight, within about half of an hour of each other. My stomach was hurting for a few hours beforehand, and felt swollen and sore. Now, after the second puke, I feel perfectly fine, as though my stomach has deflated each time I puked, completely deflating after the second time. This has happened two or three times before, but it's been several months since that. These previous occasions happened in subsequent weeks, occuring seven to eight days from each other. Any idea what is causing this?

Edit: The pain returned later that night, and I puked at 4 am again.

Edit2: Not sure if it matters at all, but I took a shot of Pepto-Bismol inbetween the first and second pukes or right after the second. Don't remember which though.
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« Reply #25 on: April 26, 2009, 02:19:05 am »

You may want to go in for a check-up at a office...
The only advice I can think of without having your file would be that there's a common food you've eaten before each set of instances.
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« Reply #26 on: April 26, 2009, 07:51:28 am »

I'm eating Fruit Loops.
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« Reply #27 on: April 26, 2009, 10:39:15 am »

You may want to go in for a check-up at a office...
The only advice I can think of without having your file would be that there's a common food you've eaten before each set of instances.
Yeah, turns out that I most likely have abdominal migrains. Awesome.
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« Reply #28 on: April 26, 2009, 05:00:35 pm »

Every six seconds, I slip into a deep form of depressed insanity, then slip back out. But, each time, I feel I slip farther and farther, and it causes problems on occasion. Advice?
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« Reply #29 on: April 27, 2009, 09:56:09 pm »

Every six seconds, I slip into a deep form of depressed insanity, then slip back out. But, each time, I feel I slip farther and farther, and it causes problems on occasion. Advice?

I can't tell... Are you serious?
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