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« on: April 05, 2009, 08:05:33 am »

Lately I've been seeing some random complaints by Bandanana assorted people and I figured I can give my god-like advice to those who need it...
So ask a question and if it isn't anything I can easily make fun of you might get an answer....
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« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2009, 08:47:59 am »

Might as well ask it here too. Why am I a Mountain Goat?
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« Reply #2 on: April 05, 2009, 09:23:37 am »

Because Mountain Goat's are better assassins then people... They blend in with the surroundings in a city environment...
Let me give you an example...
Your walking down the street and you see two things... A shady looking mountain goat... And a shady looking person.... Who do you call the guards on first?
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« Reply #3 on: April 05, 2009, 09:26:12 am »

Because Mountain Goat's are better assassins then people... They blend in with the surroundings in a city environment...
Let me give you an example...
Your walking down the street and you see two things... A shady looking mountain goat... And a shady looking person.... Who do you call the guards on first?
I call the guards on the person, and animal control on the goat.
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« Reply #4 on: April 05, 2009, 09:46:50 am »

But you didn't call the guards on the goat... So the goat kills the animal control and gets away with the oats....
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« Reply #5 on: April 06, 2009, 04:59:30 am »

Hey, just because I'm having a hard time sleeping-... Ohh, assorted people, alright.

Anyway:

1) Nothing big, but somehow yes.

2) None whatsoever

3) Recently, no I haven't.

I'm honestly glad we have a doctor around the forums.
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« Reply #6 on: April 06, 2009, 05:35:21 am »

Hey, just because I'm having a hard time sleeping-... Ohh, assorted people, alright.

Anyway:

I'm honestly glad we have a doctor around the forums.
Don't worry band, you're just nervous about the move.  I'm sure Spiffy Eggy will agree with me on this. Your nerves are just getting the best of you, nothing more. Try to just get your mind off of the subject entirely. Spend more time with friends.
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« Reply #7 on: April 06, 2009, 06:22:02 pm »

While the goat could be correct...
It's also quite possible you just haven't had enough sex recently....
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« Reply #8 on: April 07, 2009, 12:05:24 am »

Well, I've only been excercising only one muscle... No, wait NO, YOU HEARD NOTHING!!

And in a serious note, I haven't seen my friends for two weeks already, so it would be a good idea to do so. I'm actually more worried about leaving everyone here for Canada, and I have no intentions to make a move.

And I won't regret it. I think.

I'll head out for a jog. Maybe tomorrow, and maybe do some sit-ups and push-ups tonight.
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« Reply #9 on: April 07, 2009, 03:27:44 pm »

Your moving to Canada?
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« Reply #10 on: April 07, 2009, 04:11:22 pm »

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« Reply #11 on: April 07, 2009, 05:23:13 pm »

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« Reply #12 on: April 07, 2009, 08:29:11 pm »

Eat less bacon?
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« Reply #13 on: April 08, 2009, 06:05:08 pm »

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« Reply #14 on: April 08, 2009, 06:29:26 pm »

I ate a jumping bean. Turns out it was ****. Counter-act medicine advice?
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